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Ophidians on aircraft!

I have seen Snakes on a Plane and it is beyond words. Easily the best movie of the year, quite possibly one of the best movies I've ever seen.

Certainly the most fun I've had in a movie theater that didn't involve fishnets and a squirt gun.

posted 05:42

Current Mood: giddy


Snakes on a Plane

No, it's not a joke.

The trailer alone makes suspension of disbelief sound like something you get at a pharmacy.

I'm debating whether to go see it in the theater.

posted 01:22


Best blonde joke EVER!

Potentially offensive, but aren't all the good ones? Here it is.

posted 22:55

Current Mood: bouncy


I don't get it. You declare bankruptcy when you've got no money so you don't have to work like a slave for the rest of your life trying to dig out of your debt-hole. So, how does that apply to morality? Can a person declare moral bankruptcy to get out of the consequences of morally-based decisions?

If I'm an idiot and get myself massively in debt, I can declare financial bankruptcy and get out of that debt.

So, does that mean if I'm an idot and get myself, say, married with a couple of kids, can I declare moral bankruptcy and get out of it scott free?

posted 04:32


Talk Like a Pirate day!

Once again, International Talk Like A Pirate Day (ITLAPD) is upon us.

posted 04:40


I suck.

because nobody really wants to know about my so-called love lifeCollapse )

posted 02:25


Next time you call tech support, make them laugh! (funny!)

People have got to be getting it somewhere.
Funny things to say or do when calling Customer Service!Collapse )

posted 04:38


Flash frustration


posted 01:30


Where are they now?

I got a little bored and decided to write up these short "Where are they now" bits for some characters in the Harry Potter books. I'm posting them because I think they're funny and want to share. They're meant to be amusement. Not real predictions.

DumbledoreCollapse )

McGonagallCollapse )

SnapeCollapse )

The TwinsCollapse )

The DursleysCollapse )

NevilleCollapse )

RonCollapse )

PercyCollapse )

SiriusCollapse )

HermioneCollapse )

GinnyCollapse )

DracoCollapse )

HarryCollapse )

posted 05:03

Current Mood: melancholy



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posted 23:59

Current Mood: jubilant


Pointless StarWars meme

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posted 01:49


Radio from Hell

For any out there that are Friends of the Program (and you know who you are) I thought I'd shamelessly link to radiofromhell. It's the new official RfH blog.

posted 04:32


And just when I get my computer working just the way I want it, Weendoze decides to go completely tits up on me. Just perfect.

Now I get to spend the next few days reinstalling everything I have backups of and the next few months searching for the things that I don't.

posted 08:56


I just dreamed that I'd died and gone to Valhalla...

There was much wandering and confusion.

That's it. No more listening to Wagner as I sleep.

posted 18:05

Wow, first post in a long, long, time.

You are .dll You are dynamic.  You are constantly in danger of bringing down the house, because you don&apos;t play well with others.
Which File Extension are You?

posted 09:30

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